Relax, It's Only A First World Problem

Did you burn yourself when you spilled your double latte? Get wine stains on your kitchen counter? Catch a computer virus on your new copy of Windows 7? Get a nail in the tire of your Lexus? Can't decide which DVF dress to wear out this evening? Wonder when you should make use of those rewards points on your Amex Black?

Well, it sounds to us like you have FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS!

Gifts For A First World Holiday

It's time for our holiday gift list, geared towards all you first world shoppers, executives, CEOs, yuppies, guppies, hipsters, gentrifiers, and one-percenters out there.

Books

First World Problems: 101 Reasons Why The Terrorists Hate Us

A collection of funny essays and stories from a first world dude. Do you complain about your tenth floor office downtown being too cold in the summer? This book is for you.

Tell Us Your First World Problem or Read Other People's First World Problems:

Name What's your First World Problem? Comments Post date
Bill I am never motivated enough to get a costume for Halloween. Inevitably, at the last minute, I throw... 22 weeks 4 days ago
susan I would like to get a smaller house, since I travel so much, but, my art collection would not fit... 39 weeks 5 days ago
Bill I tried to use the UberX at the Orlando International airport last night but it told me nothing was... 41 weeks 6 days ago
Melissa The leather seats on my SUV are SO cold in the winter before the seat heater kicks in. 48 weeks 5 days ago
Walt I keep putting off having my car detailed because it rains every couple of days. 1 year 1 day ago
Tom The guy that details my golf cart leaves streaks on the glass. 1 year 3 weeks ago
Tom My wine refrigerator won't keep my beer cold enough. Have to use my beer refrigerator which... 1 year 6 weeks ago
Craig Demi and I are Swiss, live in the flatlands and in winter all we see is gray "high fog" (... 1 year 8 weeks ago
Bob Too many "tourists" at the gym this month because of so-called "resolutions." 1 year 11 weeks ago
Michelle Irreparably tangled up two pairs of earbuds in my office chair wheel. 1 year 18 weeks ago
AK Bought a huge old oil painting for $6 to paint over and found out it's worth hundreds so now I... 1 year 20 weeks ago
HandsomeMan Ran out of United freq flier miles... have to use Delta's instead... 1 year 24 weeks ago
J-Rod Couldn't find regular half and half to go with my coffee. Had too many other options- hazelnut... 1 year 24 weeks ago
James Reading my options documents and it appears they don't vest immediately upon a liquidity event 1 year 28 weeks ago
Todd Hotel in room checkout won't work. I don't want to stand in line at the front desk 1 year 28 weeks ago
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